Zen Capybara Tee

Unbothered. Moisturized. In His Lane.

"Sometimes the answer to all your problems is a warm bath and absolutely zero thoughts."

Meet your new role model: a capybara who's mastered what we're all desperately googling at 2am. While you're making your third cup of anxiety tea and overthinking that text from 2019, he's floating in pure bliss with a citrus hat. No life hacks. No optimization. Just a fuzzy guy living his best life in warm water.

And honestly? We're a little jealous. But also inspired. Because maybe—just maybe—we too could achieve this level of peace if we stopped trying to be productive for five minutes.

This tee is your gentle reminder that it's okay to just... float sometimes. Printed on Comfort Colors (aka a hug you can wear), it's soft enough to nap in and cute enough to make strangers smile. Which is really all we can ask for in life.

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🎁 Complete Your Cozy Collection

Mix & Match Any 3 Tees from Midnight Sanctuary

The Zen Capybara is just the beginning. Meet the whole crew - each with their own vibe, same cozy comfort. Build your perfect rotation of emotional support shirts.

→ See All Midnight Sanctuary Designs

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The Midnight Sanctuary Bundle (FREE with Every Tee)

Because one cute tee deserves a whole vibe...

Your Personal Spa Soundtrack
Direct link to our Confetti Cloud YouTube channel featuring four curated playlists:

• Lofi & Chillhop: For gaming, studying, and pretending to be productive
• Dark Academia: Moody ambiance for reading and having deep thoughts
• Nostalgic 8-Bit: Happy jams for instant serotonin
• Cottagecore Acoustics: For touching grass (metaphorically or literally)

Capybara Coloring Chronicles
Five scenes of our zen master's daily rituals. Same unbothered energy, different cozy scenarios. Perfect for when your hands need something to do at 2am that isn't online shopping.

All digital goodies arrive instantly because waiting is the opposite of zen.

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Why This Tee Hits Different

• The Touch: Comfort Colors 1717 - heavyweight cotton that gets softer with every wash
• The Look: Garment-dyed for that perfect lived-in aesthetic from day one
• The Fit: Relaxed unisex cut that looks intentionally oversized (not accidentally sloppy)
• The Quality: Survives countless washes because this will become your go-to

Size wisdom: True to size for "casually put together," size up for "maximum cozy cocoon vibes"

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Perfect For:

• Your Tuesday uniform (and Wednesday... and Thursday...)
• Gifting to the friend who needs to chill
• Achieving maximum comfort during work-from-home life
• Starting conversations about your excellent taste

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Keep Your Capybara Content

• Cold wash, inside out (protect that zen energy)
• Low heat dry or hang in a sunny spot
• Gets softer with age, like your tolerance for nonsense
• No bleach - perfection doesn't need improvement

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Size Guide (Measurements taken flat)

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)
S	18.25	26.62
M	20.25	28.00
L	22.00	29.37
XL	24.00	30.75
2XL	26.00	31.62
3XL	27.75	32.50

*Width measured armpit to armpit

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Ready to achieve maximum relaxation?
Your stressed shoulders called. They want this shirt.

Limited batch because even we need to go soak in a bath sometimes.