Screen Time Chipmunk Tee

The 2am Glow Is Real

"It's not insomnia if you're having a good time."

Here's the thing about being a night person: everyone else thinks you're broken. "Why are you still awake?" they ask, like sleep is some kind of moral obligation. Meanwhile, this chipmunk has cracked the code. Headphones on. Screen glowing. The rest of the world asleep. This is when life actually happens.

No interruptions. No "quick questions." No one asking what you're doing or why you're doing it. Just you, your screen, and whatever rabbit hole you've fallen into this time. Could be a three hours of short videos. Could be rewatching the same comfort show for the millionth time. Could be absolutely nothing productive and that's the whole point.

The blue light isn't keeping you awake—you were never going to sleep anyway. Might as well enjoy it.

This tee is for everyone who's tired of explaining that 2am is actually their most productive time (even if "productive" means "finally relaxed enough to exist"). Printed on Comfort Colors because if you're going to be up all night, you might as well be comfortable.

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The Midnight Sanctuary Bundle (FREE with Every Tee)

Your late night companion pack...

Night Owl Soundtrack Collection
Direct link to our Confetti Cloud YouTube channel featuring:

• Lofi & Chillhop: For gaming, studying, and pretending to be productive
• Dark Academia: Moody ambiance for reading and having deep thoughts
• Nostalgic 8-Bit: Happy jams for instant serotonin
• Cottagecore Acoustics: For touching grass (metaphorically or literally)

Screen Time Chipmunk Coloring Pages
Five cozy late night scenes. Perfect for when you need your hands busy between episodes.

Digital downloads arrive instantly.

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🎁 Complete Your Midnight Sanctuary Collection

Mix & Match Any 3 Tees—Get Your 3rd Tee 30% Off!

Screen Time Chipmunk is part of our Midnight Sanctuary family—designs for people who come alive after dark.

→ See All Midnight Sanctuary Tees

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Why This Tee Works

• The Fabric: Comfort Colors 1717—gets softer every wash
• The Print: Vintage-style design with that perfect screen glow
• The Fit: Relaxed unisex cut for maximum late night comfort
• The Vibe: Finally, a shirt that gets your schedule

Size wisdom: True to size for everyday wear, size up if you like it roomier

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Perfect For:

• Your friend who's always awake at 2am
• Weekend streaming marathons
• Anyone tired of defending their sleep schedule
• The "just one more episode" crowd

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Care Instructions

• Cold wash, inside out
• Low heat dry or hang to dry
• No bleach
• Gets better with time, like your favorite playlist

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Size Guide (Measurements taken flat)

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)
S	18.25	26.62
M	20.25	28.00
L	22.00	29.37
XL	24.00	30.75
2XL	26.00	31.62
3XL	27.75	32.50

*Width measured armpit to armpit

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For the night owls who refuse to apologize.
Your screen is glowing. Your time is now.

Limited batch—because we're also up too late.