Garden Hedgehog Tee

Professional Gardener, Amateur Mushroom Collector

A cottagecore tee for anyone who gardens for the vibes, not the harvest.

Meet the world's most content gardener. While you're stressing about whether your succulents are getting enough light, this hedgehog has already achieved peak garden zen. He's got his mushroom (for aesthetic purposes only), his tiny pumpkin (also aesthetic), and a collection of potted plants that may or may not be thriving—but honestly, who's checking?

This is what gardening looks like when it's not about perfection. It's about sitting in the dirt, admiring your watering can, and feeling deeply connected to a houseplant you've somehow kept alive for three whole weeks. Revolutionary.

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• Heavyweight cotton: Comfort Colors that gets softer with every wash
• Vintage-style print: Cottagecore design with that perfect sun-faded garden aesthetic
• Relaxed unisex fit: Room for snacks and seed packets
• Instant garden energy: Permission to prioritize plants over people

Size wisdom: True to size for casual gardening, size up for full cottagecore comfort

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Buy 2 → 10% off | Buy 3+ → 15% off

Garden Hedgehog is part of our Cottagecore crew—tees for people who've turned chaos into an art form.

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Garden Vibes Soundtrack
Curated playlists from our Confetti Cloud YouTube channel:

• Lofi & Chillhop: For gaming, studying, and pretending to be productive
• Dark Academia: Moody ambiance for reading and deep thoughts
• Nostalgic 8-Bit: Happy jams for instant serotonin
• Cottagecore Acoustics: For touching grass (metaphorically or literally)

Garden Hedgehog Coloring Pages
Five peaceful scenes of our spiky friend. Perfect for when you're waiting for seeds to sprout or pretending you know what you're doing with that propagation station.

Digital downloads arrive instantly—no green thumb required.

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Care for Your Garden Companion

• Cold wash, inside out (protect the garden magic)
• Low heat dry or hang in the sunshine
• No bleach—let the natural vibes flourish
• Gets softer with every wash, like well-worn gardening gloves

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Size Guide (Measurements taken flat)

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)
S	18.25	26.62
M	20.25	28.00
L	22.00	29.37
XL	24.00	30.75
2XL	26.00	31.62
3XL	27.75	32.50

*Width measured armpit to armpit

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Ready to join the garden club?
Your watering can is calling. This hedgehog is already there.

Limited batch—grown with love and a little chaos.